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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 02:18

Everyone loved it.
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Can a mother forget her child after she puts him or her up for adoption?
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
What is the difference between heaven and heavens?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
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Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons