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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 02:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Can a mother forget her child after she puts him or her up for adoption?

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Whenever I write a novel, I struggle with the end, should I make it open? Should the good win or the bad win? Sometime I don't even have an ending, what should I do?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

Minds and Behinds

How do people move on so quickly? I’m still sprung over someone I was dating and he found someone else so fast. I feel hurt because I’m still head over heels over him while he’s out enjoying his life with someone new

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

What is the difference between heaven and heavens?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why was Super Buu so afraid of having Fat Buu torn out and becoming Kid Buu if he was going to destroy the Earth even before his transformation?

Still no good

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What a list actors/ actresses are notorious for being jerks in real life?

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

A recipe to reverse cancer’s sweet tooth - Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is your opinion on The Beatles' impact on modern popular music? Are there any other bands with similar impacts on their genre(s)? Why them and not others?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

What is your review of working in EY?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What is your review of the Redmi 9A? Is it worth buying?

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

Has anyone tried bestiality and been caught?